I discovered fruit ninja last night and now my entire life is devoted to murdering fruit for sweet combo points
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How To Read A 223-Page Novel In Just 77 Minutes
Spritz is a company that makes a speed-reading technology which allows you to get through a mass of text, reading every word, in a fraction of the time it would take if you were turning the pages of a book or swiping through a Kindle.
The basis of Spritz concept is that much of the time spend reading is “wasted” on moving your eyes from side to side, from one word to the next. By flashing the words quickly, one after the other, all in the same place, eye movement is reduced almost to zero. All that’s left is the time you take to process the word before the next one appears.
The company is selling licenses for other companies who might want to use the technology in operating systems, applications, wearables, and websites. Obviously, the tiny screen of a smart watch instantly springs to mind.
But the real revelation of Spritz is in trying it yourself.
REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING
This was the best show
"believe in yourself"
jaoquin phoenix finally wakes up from a 2 day nap. he gets a voicemail from his friend spike jonze. it’s unclear what spike is saying in the voicemail because there’s a bunch of people talking in the background. “i…..have……oscar” the voicemail says. joaquin scratches his head in confusion. he gasps.”who’s oscar?”
so my dad was sending emails back and forth with some lady from the GA real estate board and she was being kind of unhelpful and so he sent one last email to her
and then she forwarded the whole thread to her colleagues and attached this picture to it:
and then when she FINALLY responded to the email he had sent yesterday, she accidentally hit “reply” on the email she sent to her colleagues but still addressed it to my dad
i literally just spent the last 45 minutes trying to figure out where the hell that picture came from and an additional 10 minutes trying to figure out what animal that is
that lady in trouble
and i cant stop laughing
my detective fee is $4.20
the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is
i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love
They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together